National Ice Cream Day (7/19)
Remember you can’t make everyone happy.
You’re not an ice cream cone.
Share a lick or two today, but use both hands with that cone!
I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living.
He can’t take it, but he can dish it out.
Don’t like that joke?
Okay some frozen treat trivia:
What celebrity is always ready for some ice cream?
Reese, with her spoon.
