National Zipper Day (4/29)

A pirate walks into a crowded bar with a steering wheel hanging from his zipper.
He looks around, then sits down and orders a whiskey.
But the bar tender says,
“Wait a minute buddy, before I pour your drink, what’s the story with the steering wheel?”
The pirate sadly says,
“Aarrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts”.  
Hope that puts some teeth into this special day.