Happy Birthday Helvetica!
Born bold and boring in 1957.
The font is an Ad agency fav, a highway sign must have…
and the first font on your iPhone.

Reminds me of a joke:
Three fonts walk into a bar.
The bartender yells:
“Get out, we don’t want your type in here!”

The mermaid name? I didn’t sea that one coming. 
But I’m happy to celebrate any birthday older than me.