Happy Birthday USA!
But can’t say the same for many people.
The fourth of July is the 4th least common day for a birthday.
The good news?
In America you can just go buy a birthday cake any day…and eat it yourself.
No one checks!

Happy Birthday USA!
But can’t say the same for many people.
The fourth of July is the 4th least common day for a birthday.
The good news?
In America you can just go buy a birthday cake any day…and eat it yourself.
No one checks!
