National Talk Like a Pirate Day (9/19)

How can you tell a treasure map was drawn by chicken and not by a dog?
Egg marks the spot.

PS:  It may be an international day!  So let’s celebrate these folks, it cost them an arm and a leg for that hook and peg. Hope this adds a smile to your Monday.

Okay, one more:
how much does a pirate pay for earrings?
A Buck an ear!