National Tell a Joke Day! (8/16)

Pick your favorite City joke below

A Philadelphia  Joke:
A cheese steak walks into a bar and orders a beer.  
The bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve food here”

A New York City Joke:
What do you call a bicycle in NYC that’s been sitting in the sun all day? “Tire-less”

A Los Angeles Joke:
When you meet an actor in Los Angeles, what’s the best question to ask? “May I have more coffee?”

what’s you fav? Add your own in the comments! ;0)