Start the week with Labor Day…end with week with retirement…it’s National 401K day. The 401K was discovered by accident by a finance consultant in 1980.Before that, no one really tried to understand that portion of the tax code. Why are you not signed up for a 401K? Don’t say you can run that far. (yes, […]
Tag Archives: humor
What a Joke
You need this day: It’s National “Tell A Joke” Day Because of my geography, here’s a Philly joke: A cheesesteak walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve food here”
It’s Calculated Fun
You at your computer? Try this simple excel formula and make it a great day today Type this in CELL A1: Have a great day Type this in CELL B1: =REPT(A1,100) Now go grab some coffee. It may be weak (the formula, not the coffee), but at least you found something you can show the crazy people in […]
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
“Past performance is no guarantee of future success.” You may have seen this; especially in financial documents, in advertising, etc. I’m adding two words: Past performance is no guarantee of future success OR FAILURE. Meaning: just because some past ideas didn’t work…doesn’t mean the next one should stay in the dark. Share that idea with your customer, […]
You swoon for June?
Looking forward to June? Yeah, me too. No, this is not a post about restarting the economy, the virus, reopening or recovery. Fact is You weigh less when there’s a full moon. June 5th can’t come soon enough.
Some Cinderella humor
A bit of holiday Disney humor. … but we ARE usually either running away from something, or after it. Here’s hoping you catch what ever you’re chasing: that job, that client, that relationship…or even that sale item this weekend.
Virtually out trading in their field
Cows in Moscow are virtually out standing in their field. Wearing VR headsets does not scare these ladies…Not one “cow-herd” in the group. Some bovine humor for your day.
