Today is the perfect day to get your ass to work.
Why today? Today is the day, back in 1785 the first Spanish mules made their way off the boat in Boston; a gift for George Washington.
It’s National Mule Day! (usa)
It took the vision of a Tennessee Senator back in 1985 to have this day become reality. The senate didn’t make it an official government holiday…but the country grabbed it with both hands. (see what I did there?)
And maybe instead of getting your ass to work…it could be a great day to tell someone to “kiss your ass” in celebration?
Just giving you options.