National Zipper Day (4/29)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his zipper…

He frowns, sits down and orders a drink.
The bar tender asks:
“Whooaa before I pour your whiskey, what’s the story with the steering wheel?”
The pirate says, “Aarrg, its drivin’ me nuts”.  
Put some teeth into this special day.