National IPA Day (8/1)
A dog walks into a bar and orders an IPA.
Bartender says, “Here you go, that’s $9” and says,
“You know we don’t get many dogs in our pub”.  
The Dog says “I’m not surprised at these prices”.

Looking for a strong IPA?
Try Brewmeister Snake Venom from Scotland.  Only 67.5% ABV.
Talk about “hair of the…dog?”
You may need it, Friday is International Beer day.