July 24, 2026 who cares

You have any limes?

July 7, 2026 who cares

I’ll buy a round for my friends

June 19, 2026June 19, 2026 who cares

The best martini joke literally

June 14, 2026 who cares

May I have another?

May 17, 2026 who cares

A drink that’s no joke

April 21, 2026 who cares

This may be your cup of tea

April 7, 2026 who cares

Don’t forget to celebrate today

March 17, 2026 who cares

A very short Irish Joke

February 1, 2026 who cares

Ready for a drink, finally?

January 8, 2026 who cares

January is looking “damp” to me