You hear about the guy who owns a restaurant, took minced pork and ham, pressed it into a block and then served it in a can?   I’d share the punch line, but I don’t believe this platform allows any SPAM.

If you are having a bad day, and need an attitude pick-me-up,  check your email SPAM folder! 
You’ll probably find:

5 banks wanting to lend you money cheap.
8 companies that have the perfect job.
12 doctors who have the cure for losing weight, hair loss and wrinkles.
And about 24 women who are very lonely and want to meet you.

Opportunity only knocks once, but emails you every day.