International Beer Day (8/5)

Today is THE day for a cold one anywhere on the planet.
We first enjoyed a taste some 13,000 years ago in what is now Israel. 
Enjoy some pilsnered prose to highlight the day:

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray, the guy who brings me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks the beer.
Far, a long way to get beer.
So, I’ll have another beer.
La, I’ll have another beer.
Tea, no thanks I’m having beer.
That will bring us back to…
…DOH!!!

You can thank Homer Simpson for that toast.
Now you really have a reason to enjoy a beer today… you “need” it!