It has more golf courses than any other state.
There are 1,000 people moving there EVERY day.
They never found even one dinosaur fossil there.
It’s the flattest state in the country.
And the drivers test doesn’t include parallel parking.
It’s called Florida, and today is National Florida Day
The state where they salt margaritas, and not sidewalks.
Cheers FLA, happy to be here for a few days…