National Read a Book Day (9/6)

A novel idea for this holiday weekend; open a book!

I went to the bookstore and asked,
“Do you have any books written by Shakespeare?”
The lady behind the counter said,
“Of course. Which one?”
I said, “William.”

Don’t like that one?
Okay…read this one

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.
She whispered back to me,
“They’re right behind you!”