National Tattoo Day (7/17)
One out of 3 of us have at least one,
and if you’re an average person with a tattoo,
you have over 3!
Why did the bald guy get a rabbit tattoo on his head?
Because from a distance it looks like hare!
Dad jokes are like tattoos.
They’re painful at first and never go away, even if you don’t like them.
