National Bike to Work Day (5/15)

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed guy on a tricycle
and a well-dressed businessman on a bicycle?  
Attire

I have a friend who says he got reported to the police because his dogs were chasing people on bikes.
He just laughed, says his dogs don’t even have bikes. 

I’ll stop there, you may be “two tired” for another bike joke on a Friday.