Happy National College Decision Time…
Okay kids, choose wisely…and fast.

Friday WAS National College Decision Day
I have one friend who spent four years at college and didn’t learn anything…
It’s her own fault really.
She took a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

Or as the other “real world” joke goes:
“Forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here.”

The young person says…“But I never went to college.”
Then the interviewer says
“Well then, sorry. You are not qualified to work here.”