National Tell a Story Day (4/27)

Telling a story is art, selling and imagination.
Everyone loves a good story.
Tell us a story about what I saw on the sidewalk:
An empty case of Ginger Ale, dirty slippers and a corn cob on a Philly street corner.

I thought up a fun boomer story:
When you grow up, you’ll finally can do whatever you want.
And you choose to stay home…alone. 
The end.  ;0)