National Backyard Day (3/19)

80% of homes in the US have a yard,
so I guess only 8-out-of-10 will get this joke.

A friend was digging a hole in his backyard
and found a box filled with lots of money. He was excited to tell his wife,
but then remembered why he was digging the hole in the first place.

Okay maybe a better joke?
My friend is saving money each week to plant new bushes in his back yard this year.  
He calls it his…hedge fund.