National Brave Day (9/26) 

“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway”. 
Thank John Wayne for that.

And if you dislike John…in “Simpsons” yellow….
sorry, I didn’t know you have Xanthophopbia…a fear of yellow.  
And if you ever wondered why cowboys ride horses…
it’s because they’re too heavy to carry. (mostly)