National Talk Like a Pirate Day (9/19)

Celebrate these guys, it cost them an arm and a leg for that hook and peg. 
Maybe enjoy some dad joke “buccaneer banter”?

Where does a pirate get a hook?
At the “second hand” store.

Another?

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
The letter P! Without it, he’s…irate.

One more?

To celebrate the Launch of the Apple iPhone 17…
Did you know Apple also came up with a new revolutionary eye patch for pirates?
It’s called the iEye patch.