World Bartenders Day (2/25)

There are about 711,000 people in the US we must thank today.
Tip your bartender extra well today; they have it hard.
It’s rough figuring out who’s drunk and who is just stupid.  Think I’m joking?

Helvetica and Comic Sans walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!”
yells the bartender…
“We don’t serve your type”!