Okay…you’re a cab! Okay, I think I have a better joke:
National Drink Wine Day (2/18)

Today’s the day to request a cab. A cab?  
It’s the wine America drinks the most…Cabernet Sauvignon.  
Best Cab convo:
Cabbie says
“I love my job, I’m my own boss, no one tells me what to do”.  
My reply?  
“Great, turn right at the next light”.

Here’s hoping your day turns out right.