National Watermelon Day!  (8/3)

Which brings this question to mind.
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? 
A: When you’re eating a watermelon. 

You KNOW you’ll tell this joke to somebody today.

It’s also National “Grab Some Nuts” day
I assume you expect me to crack some joke here, but I won’t, the joke I know is nut funny.