National Tattoo Day  (7/17)

One out of 3 of us have at least one!
And if you’re average, you have over 3.

Why did the bald guy get a rabbit tattoo on his head?
Because from a distance it looks like hare!  
Dad jokes are like tattoos.
They’re painful at first but never go away, even if you don’t like them.

Have a tattoo? How many?