National Hot Dog Day (7/16)

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign with the Special of the Day:
Hot Dogs! Your Choice! Bun length, Foot-long or Colossal.
The guy smiles and says: “Give me two hot dogs!”
The bartender asks:  “How long do you want ’em?”
The guy replies, “oh, I thought I’d get to keep them.”  
Keep this special day in mind when you get hungry later.