The telco mobile networks went down, we’re being shut down!
My cellphone wasn’t working!

It’s the Russians! No, it was China, no no, anarchist hackers!!
No…it was a killer massive solar flare.

No. It was one company and it was a software update that went wrong.
When sh*t happens, “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity”

Thank Robert Heinlein for that timely thought.
(I found it on the internets)